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THE STARTER PACK LANDS OCTOBER 23!

SPICY TEES FOR DIRTY CLAY PEOPLE

Get on the list for first dibs + giveaway entry

$3 from every shirt helps send 3 women, femme, and nonbinary folx to NCECA 2026 in Detroit!

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TO ENTER: Join the newsletter by Thursday, October 23 @ 12:00 PM ET, and you're automatically entered. For real. That's it!

3 winners. Get one design from The Starter Pack.

Winners announced when the email drop goes live:
Thursday, October 23 @ 1:00 PM ET

No purchase necessary. 18+. Winners contacted via email. Official rules linked in footer.

FIRST LOOK:
THE LOGO TEE

She’s loud.
She’s slutty.
A bit pottery punk.

THE STARTER PACK (WHAT'S INSIDE)

  • GlazeSlut Logo — go on, flaunt it, you minx!
  • Ribbed for Your Pleasure — tool joke, obvi.
  • W.A.P. (Wet Ass Pottery) — studio humor with reclaim splash zone energy.

Bundle perk: Grab all three. Unlock free shipping.

1 SHIRT → SEND 3 TO NCECA 2026

CLAY FOLX LIFT UP CLAY FRIENDS SCHOLARSHIP

$3 from every shirt helps send 3 women, femme, nonbinary folx to NCECA 2026 in Detroit!

Travel, hotel, full pass. No need to prove need. Folx will be chosen by lottery, so no retraumizing essays. More details on how to submit soon.

We’ll share progress and winners with the community. Because clay folx lift up clay friends!

PLUS +

SIZE INCLUSIVE

XS–5XL. Unisex fit. No "fat tax."

SHIPPING

Worldwide, kid!
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6 WEEKS ONLY

These are limited run designs. After 6-weeks, we archive them to get ready for the next pack!

How This Drop Works

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final art + drop link

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Drop goes live Tuesday, October 21 @ 1:00 PM ET

move fast, these tees will retire before the next pack release!

Who This Is For?

Ceramicists. Clay people. Potters. Handbuilders, wheel throwers, slip-casters, sculptors, glaze nerds. All y'all are welcome here!

Why Bother?

Because most pottery merch is...let's just say boooooring. GlazeSlut isn’t.

Funny, clever pott(er)y humor
Wearable.
Inside jokes only clay folks catch.
Also funds artists who identify as women, femme, nonbinary.
Win-win.

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